Posts tagged stacy

last summer, i was on tour with brave citizens. after one show, we hung out with our friends/tourmates in eye alaska at their hotel room. we got verbally abused by the staff at the hotel for “defrauding” the hotel (which… makes as much sense to you reading it as it did to us at the time) so we took our van (as well as eye alaska’s TM, kevin, taking their van) to a walmart parking lot to sleep for the evening. GLAMOROUS, i know. 

we had all fallen asleep and at around 3:30am we were awoken to a bright light shining into our van and a knock on our windows. someone called the police on us because they thought they saw (and i quote) a “half naked woman in distress trying to crawl out of the van.” seriously. and to make things better, I WAS THE ONLY GIRL IN OUR CREW. and was fully clothed (and despite the summer heat, not in distress). after assuring the officers that i was with the guys on my own free will, an officer asked Jarred (sleeping in the area beneath the loft in the back of the van, aka the “dungeon,”) if he had any half naked women down there with him, and he said “i wish.” 

the cops put on their sirens and drove around the parking lot, supertroopers style, and finally left. kevin text messaged me from his van with a “what the hell was that?” which made me crack up. i seriously didn’t stop laughing for a full hour after it happened. 

later on we realized that the “woman in distress” was Jarred. who was shirtless and has long hair. a little bit before the cops showed up, he had crawled out of the dungeon to go to the bathroom, and someone obviously saw it and was concerned. 

xoxo, stacy. 

ps. you can read the full blog that adam wrote about it here. i still can’t read it/think of it without getting a solid laugh out of it.